I’ve been sitting here for three years now, trying to write this article. Before I give up on the project entirely, let’s briefly examine the counter-argument. A recent study showed conclusively that vegetarians scored an average of 10 points higher in their IQ tests. Now, stupid vegetarians will likely spill their lentils in excitement at the prospect that not eating animal cadavers is making them smarter by the minute. Being smart predisposes one to being vegetarian, but being vegetarian doesn’t make you smarter. Stupid vegetarians.
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