Today my mind is officially blown. There aren’t too many things that would drive one to want to be arrested in the Philipines for being a drug mule, but this is perhaps one of them

This comment sums it up better than I ever could

holy shit. my head is on the wall behind me, in little bloody pieces.

Thats quite a visual, but have your Mr Sheen on hand… It really is that awesome. (and just incase you’d forgotten, here’s the original)