Everyone spends a bit of their life drinking on a weekly basis. (Well everyone except straight-edgers who inevitably replace this phase with either A) a Rap-Rock phase, or B) a period of bad haircuts & self loathing, brought on by the unbearable comfort of having two loving parents and nothing to rebel against - however I digress.)
Most kids go home at a reasonable hour, or at least move on to the after party to melt their brains and tell complete strangers they love them, but there's always one guy trying to get back into the club at 4:37am for that one last shot at cherry pie - Are you The Last Binja!?
sneeky as the binja are.. they still often have trouble with the highly skilled nightclub security..
some of them may justify there argument by using jelly beans at a metaphor, but the bad ass door man often takes his revenge!!
binja has nothing on penguinja. penguinja will bring ruin the last binja as he did all other 437,000 binjas before him.