Well it's official. The machinery of war has finally come out as an elaborate comedic act. In retrospect I guess it was a pretty funny gag. That Ann Coulter shtick was pretty over the top to begin with - wig work that would have made Barry Humphries proud - still I guess that's the joke. I wonder if 'she' had to get those dresses made up by the costuming department for her unique build? That oil baron character you wrote in as the President? Classic. I have to admit, when I first heard that he set up a business with the family of the story's antagonist and resident bogeyman, I was a little skeptical. That's a pretty cliched story. Friends turned to enemies? Two great powers battling it out for personal vendettas? All in all though, good work. Very amusing.
Still out of all of it, the clinker really was the latest gag by Fox. Well done on that. Had me in stitches :)
You can stop now though.
Seriously.
Why not? These things are usually the work of arsonists or careless smokers, and we know how Al Qaeda members love their Camels.
I do love the classics.
no man. stop being all fucking sarcastic and shit lachie - this is some serious shit dude… al qaeda did start those forest fires and only the Fox network are courageous enough to tell the truth. Al qaeda also made me have a really painful poo the other day - it was really big and hard and those fuckers made my arse almost bleed, the fucking towel-head cunts. Also, Al Qaeda didn’t put enough sugar in my tea - I normally have two, but i cut down to one a couple of months ago, but then went back to two and they still gave me one, even though they knew i’d gone back up to two sugars. Fuckers. Burn them all.