I'm late again! I have good excuses (I always have good excuses) - The one I'm using this time around is Tequilla.

    There are two times of the year in which it is notoriously difficult to get anything done. The first is around September, and the other is right now. So my excuse: Holiday fuckers! - Don't people have sex any other time? 9 months from both major holidays (Easter & Christmas) there is always a major Birthday season for a couple of weeks. I'm not kidding around - it's a serious phenomenon! Virgo's and Sagittarians are uptight, not because of any hokey placement of mars shit, but because they come from genetic stock so uptight that they'll only make whoopie after work commitments have been tended to.
So I'll have to be brief as I have to go and have a beer or 12 again tonight for another Spawn-of-holiday-fucker. I'm sure if I was bolder I would be able to segue Christian holiday fucking to this week's comic, but I'd probably get a right smiting for it.