Arrgh Maties! Ahoy tere.

Yarrgh! Tis a New Comic! Merriment and Rum to ye! For it be International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day we be bringin' you political observations worty of Bloodbeard Falkvinge.

We be always seein' te right wing and 'te left wing battlin' it out. Be both of 'tem claimin de moral highground, but nether even be on any ground at all. Nay! tis true - for tey be sailin' and debatin' on te high seas, and without ye sea-legs to boot. Yargh! Tey be stumblin' around on the good ship hypocrates, tey be drinkin rum and fightin' & debatin' and lootin'.

Arrrgh! Ye should fear not te cursed ship hypocrates, for ye old bitcloud it here to set 'te record straight on tis here International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arrgghh!