I'm free! I'm free! I've finally finished watching every episode of Heroes that currently exists. I can finally get back to my life, spend time with my family, change my clothes etc.

The show hit a special nerve with me, because like the characters in Heroes, I too have a secret.

I'm a Prime-Time PreCog.

Somehow I have aquired the ability to dream the outcome of primetime TV shows. For example, when "My Name Is Earl" was first advertised, I dreamt that I found $100,000 in US dollar notes and hid it in the dashboard of my car. When I checked the dreamdash later, It was gone! I dreamthought about it for a moment and decided it was my karma for trying to hide it. True Story. I also had a dream about a week before Heroes came out where this chubby Japanese guy in an elevator manifested this blue-fire-plasma-time-inhibitor from his hands when he concentrated real hard. Everything else became frozen in time but me and him.

So I, like the characters in Heroes have a super power. When I dream, I can see into the future! Well I can see into the present... I can see into the present during prime-time programming... Still it's not a bad super power. Better than this guy's anyway.

So, a comic huh? Why not sit back and enjoy these Jiggly Bits