HEY can i get your attention before you go in there and start spendin take a look and have a big ol sniff coz this the tasty bright red far north shit man i like you you seem fun where you from that’s nice say hi to your mum i got sticks and fit’ bags i’ll do you a cracker you don’t need your eggs or your bread or your butter WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME NUGGETS OF GOLDEN GOODNESS wrapped in alfoil looks like this HEY tell your friends that we’re here to stay been a pleasure doin’ business with ya have yourself a nice day.

…..so ah… which IGA is this business going on?…No reason, really…!

ya look like a pipe puffing Pom so forget your shitty deals those days are gone the name’s c. white and this here’s my station local businessman with over four locations NOW LOOK AT THIS HERE SMELL IT it’s a hybrid strain and it hurts me to sell it FOR YOU MY FRIEND IT’S FITTY-FI (I’ll even watch your doey girlfriend while you go inside) it’s a pleasure HEY a pleasure WHAT the pleasures mine, it’s a pleasure HEY a pleasure WHAT the pleasure’s mine, it’s a pleasure HEY a pleasure WHAT the pleasure’s mine feel free come again anytime NEXT!