So we just passed
International Buy Nothing Day for 2006. I hope you all took the opportunity on friday to get into the stores. BND is easily the best day to go shopping cause they're totally empty (in theory) so you can get in there and not have to trolley past a thousand frenzied shoppers... plus you get free stickers and a comfy couch from the BND guys...
I actually ducked into the stores on friday, the same as I do *every* year on Buy Nothing Day because it's right before my
Dad's birthday. I always leave things to the last minute, and birthday shopping is no exception, so I had to sheepishly run past my BND buddies with my new coffee machine before they organically harvested my ass and biodegraded me to make eco-friendly roof insulation. Ahaha suckahs!
Egyptian History
We learned about the Ancient Egyptians at school. We learned a whole heap... about the gold, about the crypts and the glyphs. We learned how the brains were extracted through the nose. There was one thing however they omitted from our learnings, as I discovered recently -
the Ancient Egyptian story of creation.
ew...
I’m guessing the Egyptian philosophy of creation was created by a young Pharaoh after his mum walked in on him doing exactly that…
Just found you and read from start to here and am blown away. By your toons and by the repartee that accompanies them. I have always believed in a wanking God and have had more than one spiritual encounter. Onanism forever!
i wante to downlooad
you wante to.. ah…
you could try thepiratebay.org ?
you need to be more specific…
timmy:
thanks a heap man… onanism! haha word of the day that one…
I’d always be worried about religious encounters…
“are you smiting me with your.. ah… creation hand?”