They say necessity is the mother of invention. So that probably makes laziness its abusive, alcoholic father.

I'm not sure what abomination of parenthood necessitated this though ->
Maybe some guy escaped a bear attack with only enough limbs and fingers left to scrawl out the blueprint for a knife that injects frozen gas into the blood stream? Clawing his way back to safety with his one remaining arm and 3 remaining fingers, he must have managed to let a nearby lumberjack know his grand invention before passing away. He obviously wanted to say "It's a knife that injects a ball of frozen gas into the blood stream and then explodes into a swarm of tiny robotic wasps made out of razor blades that go directly for the eyes" but peeled away from this mortal coil before his epic vision could be adequately communicated.

Anyway, I'm not sure where I'm going with this. There is a new comic though, arguably related to inventing things, so enjoy. Invented anything good yourself?