All this talk of nipples! There must be something in the air because I've been on the receiving end of more than my fair share of nipple cripples lately. People gravitate toward them like moths to a flame - in affection and aggression alike...

<beginsegue>What's the point of a nipple on a man anyway. It's a weak delicate little disc of flesh - Custom designed twinpoints of vulnerability. Aside from being a target for a vicious crippling, the male nipple does nothing... which brings me to the next point on today's agenda...</endsegue>

The days of pretending to be a code monkey are over. Most of Argh! is finished (bar the several thousand bugs that need ironing out as people discover them) and it's back to regular comic action! I found I couldn't draw hands all over again after spending several weeks immersed in PHP. It took me a while, but eventually I overcame that problem...

while ($hands == "shit"){
reDrawHands("well");
}