"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" - Kurt Cobain

Not much of a webmaster himself as far as I'm aware, he has avoided GParanoiaâ„¢ by getting off the planet before his fears could be fully realised.
     Cobain was undoubtedly the founding father of "spam poetry" and subsequently bot distraction. Had he been alive today would have been party to such masterful acts of deception as the ones in this comic.

"A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido" - Kurt Cobain - R.I.P

Poll Results

The Poll results are in and it looks like 71% of our readers want to see more Photoshop Tutorials. Admittedly it's 71% of people who visited for photoshop tutorials, but it's a good enough statistic for me! I'm working on a new tutorial as we speak, so keep an eye on the articles page.

Strange interest in international politics?

Amongst the remainder of pollsters, 12% of you wanted to see more hot UN Ambassadors. I thought I was setting a ridiculous task. It turns out however, that the UN has the whole game sewn up. UN Ambassadors are all stone foxes. I'm not just talking your phoney ambassadors like Jolie, Watts, Kidman and the like - I mean the real deal UN ambassadors. Heavyweights like your Al Hussein's, your Intelmann's and to a lesser extent your Linglingay's and Albrights. STONE FOXES I tell you!
     So I don't know what phenomenon I've stumbled upon here, but listen up! If you want to get laid, you can forget your fancy new car, you can throw away your guitar, you can burn your poetry. The United Nations is a veritable babe magnet! Don't believe me? Check out the ImageForum!

I've put a few of these highly anticipated Ambassadors up in said ImageForum. It's a new, and fairly major addition to the RGH experience, and it's YOUR part of the site. You'll only see a few select images if you're not registered, so register and then submit some shit! (some more UN ambassadors for example!!) It is currently in Beta, so email me through any errors. The ImageForum will be officially announced at a later date, but get in on the limited pre-release registrations!