Upon reading "The Origin of Gangster by Means of Natural Selection, or The Preservation of Favoured G's in the Struggle to Get Real Paid, First Edition" by Chizarles Dizzarwin, I was struck with a sudden wave of insight into the minds of these modern day renaissance men. The condom hats, the ridiculous shirts, it's all an ingenius ploy to show the "bitchez" how tough they truly are, and I commend them! The only other people i've seen who've been able to be truly more carefree ridiculous are maybe those Arab Princes who get around all the time in those big white mumu's... Oh and the highlander. If only I could meet the first Scotsman who stood up and said "You know what laddies! We've got the fury of wolves, the strength of Gods and if I want to dress up like a girlie, well may the lord help carry the entrails of those who don't!"