Did you know there was a 14 hour extended version of "What the Bleep Do We Know"? 14 HOURS! If you spend 14 fucking hours seeking the quantum truth from a deaf white woman, an enlightened black midget and a host of theatrically bankrupt experts, your brain will implode
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Don't get me wrong... "
What the Bleep Do We Know" is good (the original 2 hour version). It could be worse (It could be "
The Secret") but the Eastern Cultures did it first - and better... much better.
in the infinate sea of possiblilties - bitcloud collapsed 404’s superposition and chose the “slap 404 on the head” realilty…
because he’s pot head????
right?
Nah, bitclouds just trying to say that he is more intelligent than bags because he watched Encino Man rather than What the bleep.
Ive got a lot of friends. Some of them smoke pot. Some of them don’t. Thats there choice. None of them are actually doing any better than the other. Bags may smoke some herb occasionally (ok ok, so its more than occasionally) but he’s still got more disposable income than bitcloud and he’s not as far behind in rent. Oh, and he knows how to cook…..
but theres love, and thats whats really important yah?
you should see next week’s comic… bags dies off in a freak masturbation incident….
bags rules man! everyone loves him! you cut him and we will have you man! all yer readers will, like, vanish. Cause, like, this comic would suck without him. I don’t even read the ones he’s not in. Infact, I don’t even know who anyone else is in yer comic cause I don’t even look at the other characters cause there nowhere near as cool as bags and never will be. So don’t cut him, or well cut you. Capish?.
yours truely,
A pissed off (and dangerous) bags fan who is definatly not bags himself. I really can’t stress that enough.
The comments are almost funnier than the comic
I just read yer dealio with the spielio. Dude, the 14 hour what the bleep is rad. Y? because the subject its about can’t be wrapped up in 2hrs thats why. Yah, theres a lot of crap on the disc. U really only need to watch say 5hrs to get the general guist of it all. But that 5 hrs is a really good way to increase yer understanding of the topic. Sure its theatrically bankrupt, but Im not about to start demanding that people with interesting information start to be really amazingly cleaver with there presentation too. Jesus, I grew up in the 80’s but even im not that jilted about life. Next thing you will only be interested in what supermodels have to say. As for the eastern religion thang. surely any enlightened being will say its not how you get the information, its that you get it?
naw…. any enlightened being will tell you that the journey is more important than the destination…
monkey…
taka was a foolish priest cause be believed enlightenment could be found simply by journeying to the west… end video store - special interest section…
when in reality, enlightenment was right where he was standing…
in the 90s comedy section…
The scriptures of shore teach us:
“The truth is bro, life’s about greasing the ‘do back, buddy, and wheezin’ on the buff-fest, man. Ah, ah…
OWWwwwwwwwww!!”
yeah ok.. i don’t really understand what that means… any more than I understand what it means to live in a mutually manifested quantum universe…
having not seen what the bleep nor the secret, i may be unqualified to comment here… but i’m going to anyway. both are bite-sized malformed tripe bollocks that should be taken off the movie shelves and bit torrents for crimes against reality. Actually, i lied slightly - i did watch the first fifteen or so minutes of what the bleep, but nausea overcame me. Does anyone else hate being condescended to? I can’t stand that shit.
Niels Bohr, one of the founders of quantum physics, said that ‘anyone who thinks they’ve understood quantum physics, hasn’t understood quantum physics’; and so it’s the kinda nebulous nature of the subject that means that it is subject to being contorted to fit any new-age, idiotic fancy.
If you’re interested in eastern spirituality, i recommend reading some buddha or osho.
If you’re interested in quantum physics, i recommend reading the internet (or at least part of it, probably on the subject of quantum physics)
I already read the internet… it’s rubbish…
Bitcloud can cook!