Comic: Valentines Day
You float around with your 360 degree vision, spontaneously manifest a catacomb of ancient whitegoods which you navigate your way through by swinging from your tentacles, dissolving into water where needed, and then suddenly your eyes are crusted over, there's a bright light shining down on your face, you have these weird "arms and legs" and you're supposed to believe you're a "human". I'm still not entirely comfortable with that concept... St Valentine'sIncase you've been living under a rock, voted for Dubya or are otherwise completely ignorant of your own surroundings, I'll make mention that today is Valentine's day. Some romantic gestures are endlessly beautiful and deeply moving and other are jiggly. I'm going to try and fit in a little of column A and a little of column B into today's activities. As a Valentine's gift, because I love you all so very much, I've added a little icon to links that go to the comic Excellent... now where's my valentine's gift?  |
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Sadly, tragically and lamentably, the jiggly romantic gestures are based on false jiggles. It’s a rather clever viral marketing campaign for RareWear clothing.
…See, I *told* you humanity was not beautiful…
Yeah I figured the video must have been something like that… Those tan marks are not those of a full time nudist…
The use of previously unheard material in a classic juxtaposition of both elements of freedom from sexist dogma and in stepping beyond elementary school logic is extremely clever. Or you can just read this comic.