News: Emo Dye Job Leaves Emo as Elephantman

Jack Taylor was an ordinary kid until he made one mistake. He became emo.
Taylor’s head swelled up to the size of a football after applying the L’Oreal Product “Casting Creme - Black” in what looks to be another in a long line of emo related accidents.

Two weeks later after being treated with steroids and antihistamine tablets, the 15-year-old still has a rash on his face and body.

Jack, of Harrogate, North Yorks, said he’d bought the dye from a chemist for £5.77, but the next day his buddies noticed his head was swollen.

“When I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn’t believe it. My head was the size of a football.” Jack said.

He was rushed to hospital by dad Russell, 47.

Jack, who’s had stupid haircuts in the past without problems said yesterday: “I did it for fashion but it wasn’t worth it.”

Emo never is Jack… It never is…