Sex On a Plane- For $299?

News Headline: Georgia corporate pilot Bob Smith has a soaring sideline: helping couples join the infamous “mile-high club.” For $299, he’ll take a frisky twosome past 5,280 feet in a Piper Cherokee 6 fitted with a mattress.

Get this mother fuckin sex… off this mother fuckin plane! I declare the rules of the Mile High club are hereby being re-written to stop this kind of atrocity. The Mile High Club will not officially recognise as members, those who “buy” their way in via a $299 comfy, cozy, cabin cuddle. The Mile High Club is a long time, well respected community of individuals who have sullied the cabin toilets with their sexual deviancies. If you claim to be in the Mile High Club and you don’t recall an incident of discomfort, embarrassment and suspicious glances, realise this: You are not in the Mile High Club.

Your membership is hereby null and void.


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